Character Cafe

[Morty]

Corvus--> You are now getting veeeeery sleeepy--

Failed again. This kid's head's thicker than the jam between your toes, probably. You haven't checked your body in ages. Not that you've been able to, being trapped inside this skull. Besides, the idiot manages to trip up enough on his own without your help. If THAT were the key to freeing you, you'd have been out wreaking havok ages ago. No, you'd need a magic anvil to accomplish the kind of breaking that shattering the seal would require. An anvil that might be owned by a husband of the forge, or in other words, a blacksmith.
It's too bad you're not a blacksmith though. You're just an idiot in a skull.

[Nohiki]

-> Sing twinkle twinkle little star over anfd over until the boy goes crazy

[Morty]

Corvus --> DENIED!

That is impossible. You are far too dignified to resort to that most ancient and evil of techniques. Re-awaken Carakal and bring about a devastating plague you might, but sing a lullaby? No, you couldn't. It would just be too.. cruel.

Corvus--> Be crazy!Lantea

[Nohiki]

Tea -> Corvus: Already am! Dear uncle made me! Ma' gonna be pissed when she finds out...

-> Be angry with your stupid life you can't or won't do anything about forever. SWITCH, PLEASE xD

[Morty]

Tea--> Be Phaedrus
Phaedrus--> Stop being dead.

Alternatively,
Tea--> Be Fireheart
Fireheart--> Explain the need to turn your niece into a nuclear tykebomb.

[Nohiki]

Tea: No.

Fireheart: Why to ressurect light clan and gain new corporeal form in the process of course.

Nohiki: Hint: I said that would never happen.

Fireheart -> Nohiki: A-Hole

[Morty]

Fireheart--> Go oooooon?

[Nohiki]

Nohiki: No more spoilers

[Kauria]

Fireheart--> Be Kauria.
Kauria--> Attempt to revert CC back to standard script-format RP so everyone can play again without need for character-switching.

Kauria: *attempts to revert CC back to standard script-format RP so everyone can play again without need for character-switching*

[Morty]

Morty--> Deny
Morva--> Introduce yourself!

Morva: *cough* ATTENTION EVERYONE, TATTOOS HERE, 5 DOLLARS EACH
Iskander: 5 dollars? ...Where have you been all my life?
Morva: GET IN LINE, CHUMPSCALES
Isky:
Raurik: Hey are those tentacles coming out of that portal behind you?
Morva: YEAH WHY?
Raurik: No kidding! *flashes chest cavity*
Wormheart: *waves*
Morva: WOAH DUDE UNECESSARY

[Nohiki]

Tara: So many dark clanners? Crap, this RP is gonna hurt.

[Kauria]

Maela: I think you mean it's going to be delicious. Pass the popcorn, please.
Athvesa. Get your own.

Ourias: Mom . . . Dad . . . Are you guys really here to tell me how much you love me? *tears of joy*

Metrus: No, we're here to duke it out to see which one of us gets to be in the roleplay And I'm winning.
Deka: I've already told you, we can't do thumb wrestling if I don't have thumbs!

[Morty]

Morva: DARK CLAN REPRESENT > HOOAH
Corvus: Tchh yeaah *fistbumps all around*

Iskander-->Ourias: I know that feel bro

[Nohiki]

Tara -> Maela: Hey. Hey. Elf. Come a little closer. And take your dragon with you.

[Kauria]

Maela-> Tara: Naw man, my story's on hiatus. That means this is my vacation, and that means its time to watch other people beat themselves up.
Athvesa: Preferably Fire Clan.
Shya-> Athvesa: WHOA MAN NOT COOL.