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Post by darkdragon on May 1, 2009 18:50:27 GMT -5
Granted, you play horrible music and get assassinated by Mafia.
I Wish for nothing
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Post by Inti on May 1, 2009 18:52:46 GMT -5
Granted. Everything disappears, and there is, well, nothing.
I wish for being a guitarist better than Joe Perry but respected by him.
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Post by Midnightmoon on May 1, 2009 22:23:36 GMT -5
Granted, a guitarist from the future comes and earns the respect of Joe Pe could change eht rry.
I wish I could change the colour or style of my hair and be able to change it at will (like Tonks in Harry Potter).
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Post by Awesomoman on May 1, 2009 23:47:29 GMT -5
Granted, you get mad at it for the color it is so you wish you didn't have hair, and it does what you want and runs away so you live a life bald and everyone thinks you have Cancer so you never get a boy friend. You live a lonely life.
I wish I brought Sexy Back. ;D (i couldn't think of anything.)
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Post by Inti on May 4, 2009 4:02:30 GMT -5
Granted. The 'sexy" turns out to be a criminal and she KILLS YOU!!!
I wish for more excitement in my life other than being bullied around in school. (I get soo pissed off at that)
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Maraelyx
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"What am I to do?"
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Post by Maraelyx on May 4, 2009 5:00:53 GMT -5
Man, being bullied is so not cool... you should come and live here in Aussie! We treat ya right! =D
Granted but you become a bully yourself.
I wish for someone to scratch my back. I can't reach the spot that itches!
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Post by Inti on May 4, 2009 6:05:06 GMT -5
Granted. But I accidentally push the DESTROY EARTH switch on the back-scratcher and... well, we all die.
I wish bullying would just be part of the past.
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Post by Addis Hellfire on May 4, 2009 9:24:14 GMT -5
Granted, in some far off future, bullying really is in the past . . . but so are we . . .
. . . I wish Luke fell to the darkside . . .
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Post by Nohiki on May 4, 2009 9:47:24 GMT -5
Granted. His son rise up against him, finally returning him where he belongs as his father did with Anakin.
I wish i had a time machine.
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Post by Addis Hellfire on May 4, 2009 20:54:00 GMT -5
Granted, but there is no power source, so your time machine is now a high tech paper weight.
. . . . I wish Mara Jade was a more major character in the SW series . .
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Post by Awesomoman on May 6, 2009 16:35:31 GMT -5
Granted, her only major part was one of those really boring death seens where the whole time your yelling "JUST DIE ALREADY!".
i wish everyone in the world looked like they were in an anime. (Imagine, perfect skin, flawless hair, super hot chicks, thats the life for me.)
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Post by darkdragon on May 6, 2009 20:17:42 GMT -5
Granted, but the super hot chicks have chainsaws and machine guns and decide to kill all males on the planet. Including you.
I wish I had Patick Rothfuss's next book in the Kingkiller series, The Wise Man's Fear.
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Post by Addis Hellfire on May 7, 2009 8:54:27 GMT -5
Granted, but the author died about a quarter of the way into writing the book, and somebody else took over and totally botched the story, merging it with the teletubbies and other infamous things . . .
I wish I could control how much dust was on what, so that it could never get on my books, games, etc.
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Post by zeroimmortal on May 31, 2009 2:41:32 GMT -5
Granted, but the microbacteria on the dust you control sue's you for violating their rights and acting as dictator over their livelihood. They end up suing you for everything you own, including your books, games, etc.
I wish all life in existance ended, and all worlds became barren and without any possibility of life returning.
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Post by Awesomoman on May 31, 2009 11:33:24 GMT -5
Granted, but the genie sneezes and sends your wish into another dimension making the one we live in full of life.
I wish Twilight was never written. That or it sucked so much the president ordered that every copy was burned. (as you can see, I HATE TWILIGHT!)
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