The Genie Game

[Kauria]

Granted, but they're absolutely hideous and you're banned from the internet forever, and your family is ashamed to be related to you so they volunteer you to go to Pluto as a test subject, where you freeze and suffocate.

I wish that I were a good artist, but not so good that people would become jealous and angry at me.

[Nohiki]

Granted. you end up selling your art on the streets, homeless.

I wanna well-done, non poisoned diseaseless steak from a healthy cow, and i got good teeth stomach and stuff

[Midnightmoon]

Granted but this perfect steak was only about enough for a mouthful.

I wish i could have a bag of candy Swedish Berry's.

[Kauria]

Granted, it weighs sixteen tons and it lands on you.

I wish I had wings that worked. (Last night, I had a dream that I had these feathered wings, but they weren't very good for flying)

[Midnightmoon]

Granted but then all the cats though you looked and smelled like chicken and they chased you around everywhere (in star ocean last hope there are these people called feather folk and that's what's always happening with them).

I wish my sister never talked back or yelled/ shreiked ever again.

[Kauria]

Granted, she dies, and then you realize that you miss her.

(Hey, I'd rather have cats follow me around than be sucked into a jet turbine.)
Uhh... I wish I knew what to wish for.
(I'm going to be punished for this, aren't I? *cringes*)

[Nohiki]

Granted, but you won't be able to wish for anything ever again.

I want to be transported back in time to the holiday beginning, kill the other me and live them all over again but different. *Hopes you don't know the grandfather paradox*

[Kauria]

(Uhh... my brain's going to explode if I try to be scientific-y about this, so I'm going to simplify my answer)
Granted, but as soon as you kill yourself, you die

I wish that I were a great runner.

[Midnightmoon]

Granted but then you trip and permenently strain something so you can no longer run (walking is ok).

I wish that they would make a halo 4.

[Nohiki]

Granted. It has too high hardware requirements for all your PCs combined.
OT: I wouldn't die, i'd be caught in infinite loop. If i kill myself in the past, i can't travel back and kill myself, then i will be alive and travel beck in time and kill myself etc etc.

I wanna well-done, non poisoned diseaseless steak from a healthy cow, and i got good teeth stomach and stuff, Mass: 1 kilogram

[Kauria]

(I know, but as I said, I simplified it.)
Granted, it's so well-done that it's completely burnt to a crisp.
(I looked up 'well-done' and all it means is that it's 'thoroughly cooked.' I'd call that pretty thorough. )

I wish that everything was pretty. ;D

[Nohiki]

Granted. You went nuts from everything being pretty.

I just want a damn steak, is it too much?

[Awesomoman]

Granted, as you said you get the STEAK OF THE DAMNED and you are cursed to walk this earth where everything smells like a steak but not taste.




I wish Nohiki would wish for a steak. (this outa be good.)

[Nohiki]

Granted. I hate you

I want a steak.

[Midnightmoon]

(talk about spamming) Granted but your sibling/ parent stole it.

I wish I had a third wireless operational xbox 360 controller.