The Genie Game

[Awesomoman]

Your demandingness does not please the genie and he sends you to the moon.

I wish the PSN was never hacked.

[Nohiki]

Granted. A hacker hacks your own pc and steals your data anyway.

I wish i didn't need to sleep

[saphira]

granted but you still feel tired.then you start to halucenate go crazy and get locked up in a asylum for the rest of eternity.

i wish that people would stop harming animals and there was never an endangered animal again

this isnt part of my wish: please join in my rp its under terra falls and is called a dragon is born. again please do join. ;)

[Nohiki]

Out of wish: Let's see what this egg is made of And also, animals are delicious.

Granted. There is an enormous outbreak of viruses of all kinds and now all animals are dead.

I wish to have a ton-o-gold

[Kauria]

Granted. It lands on you, your family, your cat, your bicycle, and your computer. None of which survive.

I wish . . . uh . . . that I had a superpower that I find to be fairly awesome.

[Nohiki]

No point of living without my cat, bicycle and computer

Granted, it also includes a superweakness that a supervillain is successful to obtain and use, killing you.

I wish i had dimensional portal that would allow me to visit fantasy worlds and travel through time.

[Awesomoman]

Granted, you go to a fantasy world's core and burn up instantly. Then the portal is still open causing the core to go back destroy your house and family and country. And without the core the fantasy world implodes and everyone dies. Congrats you just committed mass genocide are you happy?

I wish i won $100 dollars for the rest of my life in a LEGAL AND SAFE WAY.

[Morty]

100$ put together by the BULIMIC CHILDREN'S ORPHANAGE
Their tiny pukes will haunt you forever

I wishhhhhhhh I had the motivation to draw better
or do my homework
Whichever works ;0

[Nohiki]

Granted. You get tons of homework, and because you're so motivated to do it, you do it for the rest of your life.

I wish i knew what to wish for.

[Awesomoman]

Granted, you wish for a wish..... Yo dawg, i heard you like wishes, so i put a wish in your wish. So you can wish while you wish!

I wish I was best friends with "Weird" Al Yankovic

[Morty]

Granted. He's kind of an arsehole.

I WISH SCHOOL WAS OVER FOREVER JDKFHSJFHSJFHSFDF

[Awesomoman]

Granted,

School
Forever

Now get back to class.


I wish i always had internet access.

[Nohiki]

Granted. You are so much fond of it that you stay online 5 days nonstop and die of thirst.

I want a nuke to be detonated in the middle east

[Kauria]

Granted. It blows up some sand. What were you trying to accomplish, again?
_{Oh, and then an extremist organization tracks you down and kills you.}

I wish that the weather would know when to stay pleasant and do so.

[Awesomoman]

Granted, The earth is thrown out of whack because the weather around the globe is messed up and it explodes.


I wish i had an epic beard.