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Post by Awesomoman on Apr 27, 2009 16:59:51 GMT -5
Just watch me. *Ahem*
After a few days you find the worlds largest piece of toast and want something to go on it, you then take all the jelly-o that you have and use it. Then, you eat so much that your stomach expands to much so that there is not enough room for your other organs. Thus, you die.
I wish to have the power of The Mask (also know as Insanity) and no one could ever steal it from me and i had complete control over it.
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Post by Inti on Apr 28, 2009 5:23:24 GMT -5
Granted. I kill you! (used Achmed's line) I wish I could destroy everything bad [drugs, beer, etc.] and have all good in life . (Screw this one up.) |
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Maraelyx
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Post by Maraelyx on Apr 28, 2009 5:44:18 GMT -5
Awesomoman! I said I didn't plan on eating the jelly!!! YOU DIDN'T GRANT MY WISH PROPERLY!!
Granted, but aliens from another world come and invade because they were severely allergic to the pollution within the atmosphere. Now that's it gone, they've come and started infesting the world with their babies. Unfortunately, the only weakness they had were drugs, beer, etc and since you're abolished them...the world is doomed.
I want a grain of rice.
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Post by Inti on Apr 28, 2009 5:50:00 GMT -5
Granted. I blow it up.
I wish I had all the yellow rice I want... that isn't disgusting[not peed on, no on the ground, etc.].
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Maraelyx
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Post by Maraelyx on Apr 28, 2009 6:00:04 GMT -5
Granted, but considering you never classified what is considered your "want", I drowned you in a sea of yellow rice.
I want a soul mate. =(
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Post by Inti on Apr 28, 2009 6:01:20 GMT -5
Granted. I kill you both.
I wish I had a bucket of yellow rice. (I'm ADDICTED to yellow rice)
(Sorry if I'm getting annoying.)
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Maraelyx
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Post by Maraelyx on Apr 28, 2009 6:09:27 GMT -5
... Aww, that's romantic... thank you! That really has to be the best wish yet.
Granted, but it appears above your head and since the bucket is very big, it snaps your neck and you die.
I want a hug.
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Post by Inti on Apr 28, 2009 6:11:55 GMT -5
Granted. I hug you and spikes come out of my chest and parylize you. (Can't trust me anymore with hugs!)  I wish you let me be! |
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Maraelyx
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Post by Maraelyx on Apr 28, 2009 6:14:09 GMT -5
Aww, a hug from you, despite the spikes thingy. *cries* Then at least I can be paralysed happy.
Granted, it shall be done but from these tarot cards I happened to pull out, I fear you shall meet a GREAT evil.
I wish for another hug. =3
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Post by Midnightmoon on Apr 28, 2009 14:31:38 GMT -5
Granted, you get a "bear hug" (a actual bear hugs you), crushing you.
I wish I had a regular bag of "two-bite brownies", that you can buy form the store, for free.
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COFFEE GUZZLER
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Post by Nohiki on Apr 28, 2009 14:34:42 GMT -5
Granted, but you accidentaly fell and smashed them.
I wish day had 30 hours so i can get more sleep.
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Post by Inti on Apr 28, 2009 18:37:18 GMT -5
Granted. Now EVERYBODY is completely confused, Earth's axis is tilted too far to the left, and EVERYTHING DIED THANKS TO YOU!!!
I wish I ruled the world with an iron fist, couldn't get overthrown, and was good. And that I led an army of dragons.
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Maraelyx
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Post by Maraelyx on Apr 29, 2009 1:29:32 GMT -5
Granted but I took over your throne.
I wish I had a tissue.
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Post by Inti on Apr 29, 2009 5:15:39 GMT -5
Granted. I lit it on fire before giving it to you, you dropped it, it lit a forest on fire, I ran away from you, and, well, you got arrested for starting a forest fire.
I wish I had impenetrable armor.
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Nohiki
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COFFEE GUZZLER
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Post by Nohiki on Apr 29, 2009 9:02:41 GMT -5
Granted, but its too heavy and you are stucked for eternity on 1 place.
I wish my next wish was without any problems.
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