The awkward-moments-for-a-villain thread!

[Maraelyx]

So this is how it works. Moments when it would leave a villain very awkward or feeling like he shouldn't be there. Basically we're poking fun of evil people. I'll start of with a couple and then the next post suggests another one. =D

Cutting a villain mid-sentence,
"And I shall have the supreme power to--"
"Oh my god, you have REALLY big feet!"
"...."

Hugging a villain unexpectedly,
"I shall crush your puny body and rid the remains--"
*HUG!*
"...."

Focus your attention on other things but the villain,
"The power shall..."
"Is that Jackie Chan?"
"...be mine and I will reign..."
"I think so. Looks like Jet Li though."
"...supreme and the forces of..."
"Yeah, you're right. It is Jet Li."
"...darkness shall drown the world!"

Dodge their attacks but pretend like you got severely injured,
The villain prepared a heavy kick to the shin in hopes of causing extreme pAiN!
*Dodges* "OHHH MY LEG! It's DEAD! The paaaaaaain! Oh dear allah and all that is holy, someone end my miserable life! *holding leg* It's bleeding!!!!!!"

Correcting a villain in speech,
"You will all bow to me because superb-- supram-- soup--
"Supremacy"
"Yes, thank you, because supremacy is under my jarisduck-- jurisduck--
"Jurisdiction"
"Oh, thank you again, supremacy is under my jursidiction!"
*Has already left for tea*

Break into a song at an epic moment,
"Look at you! Where is your faith now?"
"It has always been there, my resolve is unwavering.
"Then you are a fool."
"No, you are the fool...Because thiiiiiiings are just meeeeant to beeeeeee!!! You can not seeeeeeeeee the things meant for meeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"But hear this, here that, I ask you to hear me ouuuuuuuut!"

[Midnightmoon]

The need at the wrong moment:
"You are mine now, you can not escape." *Muahahahaha*
"But I have to go!"
"Can't you hold it after my plan is complete?"
"No I really have to go!"

[Maraelyx]

Spontaneous signing (using sign language),
"I've got you now! Muhahaa!
*Starts signing* (Oh no! Ive been caught!)
"What are you doing? Are you chanting a spell?!"
*More complicated hand signs* (You're an idiot and you just fell into my trap)
"No spell can save you here!"

[Awesomoman]

Villain gets disobeyed. [red Villain, green good guy]
"HA HA HA I've got you, now don't say a word.
"Word
"........ok thats it, another peep and I'll kill you.
"peep
".......You say one more thing and i swear I'll
"thing
".......I hate you.

[Maraelyx]

Forget you took a sleeping draught a few minutes before meeting the villain,
"You!"
"Yes! It is I! Your liberator! Prepare to die!"
"Never! I shall fight-- figh-- fiigheughargh" *falls asleep leaving villain MINDBLOWN!*

[Inti]

A random dude is captured and dragged into an alley, still alive.
"Now shut up and listen. I will-"
"Can I go?"
"What? You are to defy-"
"Um...uh oh..."

(Guess what happened.)

[Maraelyx]

Do I really want to guess? ;

[Midnightmoon]

"I've got you know!" *evil laugh*
"Your shoes untied."
"What?" *looks down*
*gets away*

[Inti]

(Depends on whether or not you like wet pants)

A guy is captured in a war.
"What do you want with me!?"
"I am here to-"
"Oh, wait, is that who I think it is?"
"-capture you and give you-"
"No, that's just a blown-up billboard..."
"-and give you to my government to-"
*farting noise* "Whoops..."
*starts gagging and passes out*

[darkdragon]

*dead man comes back from dead*
"I shall rule the world----
IIIII jjjjjjuuuuuuuuuuust llllllooooooooveeeeeeeeee toooooooooooo singgggggggggggg!
With an iron--
"Cheeseburger!
------really?!!?
*runs away*

[Midnightmoon]

Villon:"You shall give me the information I want or you shall endure horrible torture"
hero:"I shall never tell you anything!"
Villon:"Very well. you leave me no choice." *turns to slave* "Bring me the torture items.And my sward."
*comes back with various feather dusters*
Villon:"I said the torture items! Where is my sward?!"
Slave:"i thought that you would tickle him to death."

(didn't put it right.)

[Awesomoman]

Been forever since we did one of these.

Villain: "FEEL THE WRATH OF MY-"
Hero: "Oh my great goodness!"
Villain: "What?"
Hero: "Tic Tac man, get a freaken Tic Tac!"
Villain: "It can't be that bad."
Hero: "Smell it."
Villain: *Breathes into hand.*
Hero: *Hits Villain's hand into his face.* "You TOTALLY fell for that one."