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Post by Midnightmoon on Jul 12, 2009 20:51:59 GMT -5
Ok here are the rules. One person posts a riddle or joke and other people reply to them.
example (riddle)-
first person(first post): "Nails in my ribs, trees on my back. Weight in my belly feet I do lack. What am I?"
second person (next post responding): "A Boat"
example (joke)-
"Three blonds walk into a bar....you think one of them would have seen it."
(for jokes people post on how well they liked it.)
When posting jokes or riddles please post then ONE at a time and wait till the first one is done first. So if (random names) Fred posts a riddle then Bob can't post a joke right after. This way there is no confusion.
Hope you like the idea and have fun "laughing out loud and thinking till you brain hurts".
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Post by darkdragon on Jul 12, 2009 21:27:37 GMT -5
Here's a riddle:
"Round like an apple, deep like a cup. Yet all the king's horses can't pull it up. What am I?"
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Post by Midnightmoon on Jul 12, 2009 23:29:53 GMT -5
A well. (any thing from the dragonoligy books is well known remember?)
What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
edit: answer- "a blond can work in the dark."
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Post by darkdragon on Jul 19, 2009 16:49:47 GMT -5
The blonde can't calculate.
Here's a riddle:
"When you do not know what I am, then I am something. But when you do know what I am, then I am nothing. What am I?"
I bet you can't figure this one out :K MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Midnightmoon on Jul 19, 2009 17:03:00 GMT -5
A thought?
edit: darkness?
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Post by darkdragon on Jul 19, 2009 17:53:04 GMT -5
nope.
GUESS AGAIN!!!
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Post by darkdragon on Jul 21, 2009 16:10:50 GMT -5
The answer is: A RIDDLE!
MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by Midnightmoon on Jul 28, 2009 18:05:40 GMT -5
Ok I'm now adding funny random quotes. Example:
"people are like slinkies, basically useless.....but so much fun to watch fall down the stairs."
"My friends are more random then a Ipod shuffle."
"I'm not easily distracted, I just....OOO! A PUPPY!!!"
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Post by Midnightmoon on Jul 31, 2009 16:42:06 GMT -5
"I'm not random! I just think faster then you do."
Ok here is a question for a drivers licence for another site:
"Your hands are to be placed in the following postion on the driving wheel:
a)one hand at 6 o'clock while the other is flipping the birdy (*shrug don'd know what that is)
b) 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock
c) look ma, no hands!"
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Post by darkdragon on Aug 1, 2009 21:39:44 GMT -5
A) one hand at 6 o'clock while the other is flipping the birdy (It means you stick up your middle finger at other people.
OR 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock
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Post by darkdragon on Aug 2, 2009 20:45:28 GMT -5
Here's a riddle:
I cross the water, and have many legs, yet I do not move, and I neither swim nor fly. What am I?
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Kauria
God
Spirit of Air
Howdy howdy!
Posts: 2,005
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Post by Kauria on Aug 3, 2009 11:15:50 GMT -5
Hmm...
A bridge?
Here's one:
Sometimes I'm white,
Although often I'm black.
I'll take you there,
But I'll never take you back.
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Post by Midnightmoon on Aug 3, 2009 21:31:50 GMT -5
...A phrase/ insult?
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Post by darkdragon on Aug 3, 2009 22:52:32 GMT -5
A bridge: Correct!
Sometime's I'm white: Death
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Kauria
God
Spirit of Air
Howdy howdy!
Posts: 2,005
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Post by Kauria on Aug 4, 2009 6:34:59 GMT -5
Nope, but death is reeeeally close.
Should I just tell you anyway?
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