King of the Hill

[Inti]

You feel a poking on your shoulder. As you turn around, you hear "THIS IS SPARTA!!" and then you get kicked into the ravine.

Bye. Mien.

[Nohiki]

I lost interest in the hill and nuke it, leaving a crater instead of a hill. My hole.

[Inti]

I punch you in the face, knocking you out, and I rebuild the hill.

MIEN.

[Awesomoman]

I set fire to the hill to watch it burn burn BURN! and then declare this new hill i made over here the hill. And i iz now king.

[Inti]

I light you on fire. Then I kick you back into the ravine.

Mien.

[Kauria]

I ponder over how to actually pronounce "mien," then foreclose on your hideously burnt crater-hill. And fill in that eyesore of a ravine.

I plant flowers. My flowers. My hill.

[Nohiki]

I ban you from the hill for not being violent enough. My hill.

[saphira]

I seend justin beiber with a megaphone into your palace to sing to you. You promptley a) have your heap explode.b) go so insane i easily overthrow you. Or c) you commit suicide

[Nohiki]

you didn't claim the hill. I am insane, and it's still my hill.

[saphira]

darn well then i sic my hell hound on you to rip you to pieces. my hill

[Kauria]

I dump water on your hellhound. My hill.

[saphira]

a massive earthquake cause you to fall down the hill into a crack in the earth it then closes. my hill

[Nohiki]

I flush you down the toilet. My hill.

[saphira]

I crawl out of the sewer and my odor is so bad tthat you pass out. I then bury you alive. MAH HILL!!!!

[Nohiki]

Your logic is flawed. I cannot smell anything because of the cold i have, and i kick you off MY HILL!